What do you call cats tracing themselves on paper
What do you get when a cow and a duck cross the road
Milk and Quackers
When is homework not homework?
When it's turned into the teacher
What building has the most stories?
Railroad crossings without any cars, can you spell that without any R's
What is brown and sticky?
What are two things you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
How many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees
How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
His footprints are in the butter
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling
What do you call a fake noodle?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tune a fish
What gets wetter the more it dries?
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
You're Looking Sharp